David Caruso: My Name is Heidi! I'm Obsessed!

The Life and Times of HeidiHo! Chapter II

My name is Heidimarie Schnitzer. I'm an obsessive personality, tentatively diagnosed with "profound mental disturbances". Some say I'm psychotic. I'm not psychotic; I'm not even obsessive. I just hate David Caruso. Doesn't everyone?

This whole situation is so silly, childish really. Just because I wrote that one little note everyone thinks I'm a psychotic stalker. Can't these people take a joke? They make it sound like I did somethng wrong. The cute little fangirls publish my picture (from 5 years ago) all over the internet, trying to catch me. LOL.

It's all so ridiculous. They make a big deal of it. All celebrities have stalkers. Why pick on me? I'm not even a personal stalker; I'm just an internet Caruso-basher, and not the only one. I'm just better at it and spend more time on it. Sure, I was mad so I sent hundreds of letters to David, including a death threat against him, Liza and Greta. Who knew they'd take it seriously?

So now I'm on the run, stuck in Tijuana for the second time, with no funds and no way to get home to Austria or get into the US. Last year I had to sell my story to a newspaper to get a flight home. Of course, I wasn't wanted then. If I want to go home now, I need money for the flight AND assurance from the courts that I won't go to prison.

I haven't seen my daughter or my family since April. I have only one way to make money here and that's prostitution. It doesn't pay well for hookers my age. There's far too many hookers in Tijuana's ZN. I'm not allowed entry into the United States, so I haven't been able to find David. The internet is my only outlet and that's only a few hours a day. Those cafes are expensive.

Please contribute to my "send Heidi home" fund. I promise I'll pay you back when I have made some money, selling my story or writing my book. You can email Dojo or email me directly at Heidislushfund@hotmail.com. Any and all contributions accepted...............................TBC

based on online interviews.

David Caruso: My Name is Heidi! I'm a Fugitive!

My name is Heidi. I'm Austrian, now in hiding in Tijuana, Mexico. When I was arrested in Innsbruck for criminal stalking and sending death threats to David Caruso, Liza Marquez and Greta Caruso, I ran. So I also have a warrant with my name on it for failing to appear at a second hearing.

Life on the streets in Tijuana is hard. At my age, well over 40, I can't get enough tricks in a night to pay for my keep here. There's no chance I'll ever save the money to return to Austria.

I've asked family and friends back in Innsbruck for money, but they're tired of throwing it away on my obsessions and the consequences. They think I need psychiatric treatment, but I don't. I'm fine. The ruination of David Caruso is my vocation. It's what I live for. There's nothing wrong with that. It's my right to say and do whatever I want. Who cares if what I say is true or false? Truth is whatever I want it to be. My opinion is the only one that counts. What others think is neither fish nor flesh.

All of my time not spent trying to turn tricks is reserved for the internet, where I continue my barrage of David Caruso hate-related blogs and comments. The internet cafe where I get access costs money, too, but it's the only joy I have. I even tried to sell a photo of myself online, but there were no takers. LOL. The silly *fangirls* have only a 5 year old photo, which looks nothing like me now.

If you will contribute to my "send Heidi back to Austria" fund, I'll leave Tijuana and return to Innsbruck. I promise I'll never, ever write another bad word about David Caruso. You know, I always keep my promises. My word is my bond. I feel like a stranded whale in a foreign country. I want to live in America, but I'm not allowed to cross the border. If I had the money, I could buy falsified papers, but they cost too much.

I'll pay you back. I promise. For references, I'll give you the names of the people who let me sleep on their floor last summer. You can also check with Christian May, the Austrian reporter who paid for my flight home last year in exchange for my story. Once I get this silly court thing out of the way I'm going to write a book about my experiences as a fugitive. I'll become rich and famous and then will move to Los Angeles with all the other celebrities. Oh, I can hardly wait. I'll be in the thick of things with Paris and Lindsay and Britney. We'll have such fun.

More importantly, I'll be able to concentrate on stalking David Caruso in person, making his life a living hell. I've learned a lot about skulking, window peeping and dumpster diving. I know how not to get caught. I'll bet I can even get a job on the CSI Miami set, as an extra or a gofer. I'll take anything that's available. I know where the agents are. I know where they shoot, either in the studio or on location. I know where David's children live. I know where David's condo is and where he hangs out. I can follow him everywhere. Maybe he won't reject me the next time I proposition him if I clean up well and make a good impression.

I'm not a bad person, just trying to live up to my reputation. It's my mission in life and I intend to carry it out. Please help me. Dojo has my email so you can email her or you can email me direct anytime at heidislushfund@hotmail.com.

The links are to show you how dangerous it is to live on the streets in Tijuana. Please help me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh0nWrGJXWE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COomOt_INn8&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CpiX76JX58

Based on an online interview.

David Caruso: CEO of "A Triple Threat"!

“David likes to associate ourselves and define ourselves as the Dreamworks of digital media. Now that’s a pretty bold statement, but he’s a big Hollywood star, so he can say that,” Frank said. “Nils calls us the perfect storm. I call us a triple threat.”

So says Frank Nein, SVP of Lexicon Digital Communications, the recently launched streaming media corporation.

The linked article appeared in The Villages Daily Sun in Central Florida, the home of Frank Nein's mother, Betsy. She and son, Frank, discussed with reporter Rachel Katz the new company co-founded by Frank and partners, David Caruso and Nils Lahr.

A well written article for your early weekend enjoyment.

http://www.thevillagesdailysun.com/articles/2008/07/24/villages/villages01.txt

David Caruso: Grissom Sabotaged by HeidiHo!

This is a TV Guide thread title "Grissom Leaving CSI" which appeared today on that site. Note the comments, each from Horatiolover, aka HeidiHo Schnitzer, David Caruso's felony stalker, with a response from a Caruso supporter. While the blogger who originated the piece is obviously a CSI fan, his/her thread has been sabotaged by The David Caruso Mass Manipulator. The punch line, provided by Katie Lynn, is the last comment. Worth the Read.

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GRISSOM IS LEAVING:
"I'll miss Grissom, he is the anchor of CSI, however, maybe it's time for him to explore other interests; he would be a wonder teacher, maybe do research such as why the bees are dying and yes, travel to those places he has mentioned (and with Sara--yes I'm a GSR supporter). Grissom had told Sara to basically get a life outside of work, Grissom should, too. It would not be unreasonable that Grissom could be called in on special cases in the future.As foe Mr. Peterson, GOOD FOR HIM to take toe opportunity to work on other projects maybe follow his passion for theatre. From my understanding, dramatic series requires very long hours and lots of pressure; Mr. Peterson could benefit from a change." Posted by HENRYPATTY. Jul 24, 2008 12:31 PM
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It is sad to see him leave. He is such a great talent. Now, if David Caruso would leave, that would be a happy occassion. Nobody would miss HIM. Posted by horatiolover. Jul 24, 2008 3:05 PM
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H'Lover--since you are extremely biased (!!) regarding David Caruso--speak for yourself and not others. Posted by EmilyDu. Jul 24, 2008 4:28 PM

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Well, fact is Petersen is a way BETTER ACTOR than Caruso. Millions of people are sad to see him go. Would caruso quit I doubt more than a handful of people would miss him. Posted by horatiolover. Jul 24, 2008 4:58 PM
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Emily, You know she'll turn this into a "hate Caruso" thread rather than the "Grissom leaving" thread, with no consideration for anyone else. Don't let her do it.Grissom will be back from time to time, no problem. I'm anxious to see who his replacement will be. I know Malkevich turned down the role. Haven't heard about Fishburne (who would be great) or any others.
Posted by dojo. Jul 24, 2008 5:23 PM

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William Petersen will always be a way better actor than Caruso. He upstages David Caruso by far. Anyway, I neither see Malkovich nor Fishburn as a good replacment. Why not giving the job to a woman for a change?One thing is for sure - William Petersen will leave a HUGE VOID to fill.
Posted by horatiolover. Jul 24, 2008 5:36 PM
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"One thing is for sure - William Petersen will leave a HUGE VOID to fill." So will you when you're gone, which just proves a void is not always a bad thing. Posted by katie lynn. Jul 24, 2008 7:35 PM

David Caruso: $$$ and IM's!

HeidiHo has been doing her best to earn funds, while at the same time redefining the term "Instant Messaging". While we'd all love to see her return to Austria and face her accusers. she'll no doubt have to rely on Chris, her family or another rag sheet with promises unfulfilled.

We spent a few minutes on Vipix today. They may as well have been speaking a foregin language for the sense we could discern from any of it. Apparently someone (?) is offering money for a recent photo of Heidi Schnitzer (must have been taken in Tijuana's ZN). Questionably the offer is from Heidi herself. Who knows? Who cares?

Even with her restricted hours, HeidiHo is clearly bored and lacking even the basics to write with any insights. She stole Sarakanne's video idea about the Tijuana ZN district, our photos of the brothel and the body in trunk, the ideas we put to paper, twisting them all into "hate Caruso" themes. We're fairly certain Sarakanne claims no greater abilities on blog originality than we do. Therefore, she would entertain no thoughts of "imitation is flattery", much like us. Pathetic, of course; maddening nonetheless.
She's been ever so busy on TV Guide, either manipulating the CSI Miami and David Caruso boards, or giving her "instant messages" on other boards solely to upset the ranking of other posters. Today, she's turning a "CSI - Grissom leaving" thread into a "hate Caruso" thread, with absolutely no consideration for others and/or no relevance to the topic under discussion. Those one or two a minute opinions are so obvious even the novice sees through them.

The links are (1) Vipix, if you have the stomach for the idiocy; (2) Sarakanne's Tijuana video, if you haven't seen it. The list below those was copied from Digg today; shows how weak her material has become.

http://vipix.squarespace.com/journal/2008/5/4/caruso-and-the-new-girlfriend-exclusif.html?currentPage=79#comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh0nWrGJXWE&feature=related

David Caruso - Pasty and saggy
uglycreatures.blogspot.com — David Caruso looks all pasty and saggy. And that's with good lighting. I wish I could throw my shoe at him.Spotlight hogging, one-liner dishing, high expectation having m*therf*cker! More…Bury QueenBitch2die4 submitted 44 min ago
David Caruso - CSI Miami - Weak Repeat
community.tvguide.com — Even on a "slow" summer Monday CSI Miami is not able to get respectable viewer ratings for its reruns....More… Bury KillerQueen2 submitted 1 hr 44 min ago
David Caruso - Self-awareness
davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.c… — ..."I'm such a pussy in real life. Most people can kick my ass!" As if we didn´t know that, Dave... More… KillerQueen2 submitted 2 hr 41 min ago
David Caruso auditioned as ...THE JOKER view! IMAGE — spinformation.files.wordpress.… (Celebrity) submitted 3 hr 27 min ago. Mermaid7
We HATE David Caruso!
uglycreatures.blogspot.com — .....Instead, we are forced to watched this red-headed monotonal weaseldick stink up the airwaves. I hate him because he has three lazy moves.... More… Mermaid7 submitted 3 hr 50 min ago
David Caruso´s acting is like watching cheeze sweat
davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com — Last time, Vanity Fair's James Wolcott took a swipe at Caruso's "macho-moron empath perversion of the Dirty Harry mystique," along with his "overstated understated acting" — a judgment ...More… Bury KillerQueen2 submitted 22 hr 45 David Caruso, the red menance .. view!
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David Caruso: TV Guide Excerpts!

We ran a piece late last year in TV Guide with an interview David Caruso did with German press (we think). Many good comments plus Horatiolover weighed in, over and over. Now, a newbie to the TV Guide scene left a comment. Of course, HeidiHo (Horatiolover) HAD to respond in kind. The 'Lil Devil' in us had to rebut. See comments below plus link for the whole thread. The first comment is from a new TV Guide member; first and only comment. What do you think?

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"C'mon people! THINK!Q) Why doesn't Caruso do talk shows unless he's forced to for promotional reasons?A) Because he'd blow his cover if he ever had to smile and seem likable? It would ruin the character type he makes his living off. "
Posted by ARTGODFREY. Jul 21, 2008 11:06 PM
"Exactly. However, it is NOT that people actually fight to have him on the show.....LOL " Posted by horatiolover . Jul 22, 2008 3:37 PM **********************

"C'mon people! THINK!Q) Why doesn't Caruso do talk shows unless he's forced to for promotional reasons?A) Because he'd blow his cover if he ever had to smile and seem likable? It would ruin the character type he makes his living off."

Clearly, a newbie to performers and talk shows. Few actors willingly appear unless and until pressure is applied. DC is no exception. "Blowing his cover" is habitual, since he does interviews constantly, showing the distinctions between DC and HC.

"Exactly. However, it is NOT that people actually fight to have him on the show.....LOL"

One would expect an obsessor with an uncanny knowledge of tv would know better than to make such a stupid comment. Ah, but then I remember this is HeidiHo we're talking about. Nuff said. Posted by dojo. Jul 22, 2008 11:17 PM
http://community.tvguide.com/thread/David-Caruso/David-Caruso-Video/800028510&start=15

David Caruso: British Stalker Faces Jail Sentence!

David Caruso, Liza Marquez, Amina Islam, et al. Your day is approaching! Pay attention, HeidiHo. This stalker, without death threats and without outstanding warrants for fleeing two scheduled hearings, is facing jail time for her stalking of British comedy star, David Williams. Note the article states sentencing is pending results of psychiatric testing. How will you fare in Austrian courts? Will they be lenient?

Reprinted from Worcester News, July 23, 2008
Walliams' stalker facing jail term
3:29pm Monday 21st July 2008
© Press Association 2008
A former veterinary nurse faced jail for stalking Little Britain comedy star David Walliams.
Sarah Bartholomew, 29, of Clacton-on-Sea, Essex, pleaded guilty at an earlier hearing to harassing Walliams between last October and February.

She was due to be sentenced at Highbury Corner Magistrates' Court in London on Monday after her case was adjourned for psychiatric reports.

The court has heard how Bartholomew's obsession with Walliams began in 2004.
She was seen hanging around the BBC, where he worked, and outside his home at all hours. She sent the TV star underwear, cuddly toys, chocolates and DVDs.
She also sent the comedian letters, many of them sexually explicit, and some in rhyming verse.

One message said: "I'd rip off your pants in a sexual frenzy. You can have me how you want - I'm ever so bendy."

Late last year the star's solicitors wrote to her and formally asked her not to contact him. In response she sent large numbers of emails to the lawyers and to Walliams' agent, Carl Hill. The messages became more aggressive, and one said: "David knows what's coming to him."

Bartholomew, who is in custody, admitted one charge of harassment and another of threatening a witness.

David Caruso: Buddy TV vs TV Squad!

Which of these websites would you prefer to visit for news on TV shows, actors, cast, and other pertinent details? We know which one has been written off our "go to" list.

A study in contrasts. Both Buddy TV and TV Squad ran articles Tuesday about CSI Miami's newest cast member, Megalyn Echinukwoke, who has been hired as the new Medical Examiner, replacing Khandi Alexander as Dr. Alexx Woods.

For any readers with little knowledge regarding reporters, the first rule of journalism is to state the known facts; conjecture and interjected personal opinions are reserved for editorials.

This is an excerpt from the article at Buddy TV (see link). Their columnist, Maria Gonzalez, simply reported the information; several errors noted (which probably came to her that way) but still an appropriate piece.

"She is also expected to partially stand in for the medical examiner Dr. Alexx Woods, played by Khandi Alexander since 2002. It has been reported that Alexander will still be making guest appearances on the show despite her departure."
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/csi-miami/csi-miami-casts-megalyn-echiku-21406.aspx

Then we have the TV Squad article, written by Kona Gallagher, who manages to come off much like the sleaze rags the gossipwhores, like HeidiHo, are so very fond of quoting. Yet we wonder how these rumors start and spread. No need to wonder. It's abundantly clear. To be expected, HeidiHo has picked up this tidy morsel and run with it. Is TV Squad or HeidiHo privy to inside gossip unknown to the rest of us? No, they are not. The writer of the piece, like HeidiHo, is not only not a fan of David Caruso, she clearly has a lot of the HeidiHo syndrome in her makeup. Seems like Kona is auditioning for a promotion to National Enquirer or Star.

"Producers of CSI: Miami have found a new coroner. Starting this season, The 4400's Megalyn Echikunwoke will fill the role vacated by Khandi Alexander. Alexander parted ways with the series after six years due to her alleged unhappiness with the show *cough* David Caruso *cough.*"
"What are your feelings on the casting news? Do you even watch CSI: Miami, or like me, are you repelled by David Caruso and his sunglasses?"
http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/07/22/csi-miami-casts-a-new-coroner/

David Caruso: Tunnel Vision (Portalphobia?)

Every time we see the photo on the left, even though it's not from that episode, we think of CSI Miami's "Tunnel Vision" from this past season. It still brings on an unconscious smirk.

If you will recall, HeidiHo, known on TV Guide as Horatiolover (that's a misnomer if we ever heard one), decided that a Mike Ausiello (then with TV Guide, now with EW) "Blind Item" deriding a hit series lead who suffered from severe "portalphobia" (no, there isn't currently such a diagnosed phobia, which purports to debilitate those with a fear of entrances, exits and open doorways). Horatiolover was off and running with that one. It HAD to be David Caruso. One would think, with her unparalleled knowledge of all things David Caruso, she'd realize how absurd it was. Not only her TV Guide blog (link below) touted it, but there were several of her own blog pieces on it. Plus, she managed to throw it in every board where she posted.

A mere three days later CSI Miami aired "Tunnel Vision". Lo and behold, there was Horatio Caine making entrances, exits, AND walking through open doorways. All done without a stand-in. WOW! Of course, the stories died, though Horatiolover continues to leave her post about it on TV Guide; that blog has been dormant since.

That harmless rumor went the way of all of HeidiHo's rumors; the major difference being this one had no potential for any lasting damage to the subjects of the tale. Unlike HeidiHo's insistence and persistence in creating scandals and ridicule surrounding David with Eva, Amber, Rachel, T-Mobile, Liza Marquez and now, the unfortunate Amina Islam, plus her nearly constant rants regarding career and personal choices, this one was so preposterous it made everyone who promoted it look equally foolish.

http://community.tvguide.com/blog/Horatiolovers-Blog/700009675

David Caruso: HeidiHo's An Internet Joke!

The first time we went online to search for information on David Caruso, sometime last summer, we were stunned to discover the most prevelant websites were dedicated to Caruso bashing. Not your garden variety "I hate that guy" or "I can't stand his show" types. What we found were such obvious lies, rumors and innuendoes, that we initially blew them off in the belief that no reasonable person would read it, and surely anyone who accidentally found themselves in the midst of it, would soon realize it was a full blown hate obsession.

It took a short time to determine that, while most of HeidiHo's readers understood that she hated David, they also tended to accept the stories she fabricated as factual. Following several links was a horrifying experience; it provided a visual illustration of an attempt at ruination of a reputation. It also brought a realization there was a libelous and slanderous element alive and well on the unregulated frontier of the internet.

By the time we started our blog we were well versed not only on the life and times of David Caruso, but the profound disturbing influence wrought by an obsessive psychotic, one Heidimarie Schnitzer, aka HeidiHo, most commonly known on the net as Vixen; though, by then, we were cognizant of the multiplicity of names and websites at work in her evil endeavors.

That was then. Today, we can see such vast improvement it's astonishing. We venture to estimate HeidiHo has lost 98% of the effectiveness that was apparent just one year ago. The reasons vary. Most boards and forums caught on to her after a time, banning her altogether or deleting her posts. Readers who were constantly berated soon discovered her hostility, either deserting a board where she dominated or reporting her tactics until moderators took action.

We would assume those of us who have rallied in support of David and against HeidiHo, in each of the forums where she previously reigned, plus several of the blogs devoted to that end, were noticed by fans and viewers alike. We have had numerous comments and emails from web readers who were not particularly fans of David Caruso or CSI Miami, yet stood in support of our efforts to rid the online community of this menace.

Added to this are the news articles giving credence to our allegations; the posting of those press releases, copies of HeidiHo's death threat, the media's coverage of her latest bolt from Austria under an outstanding warrant, the court-appointed attorney and the psychiatrist's testimony. Most recently, in hiding in Tijuana, HeidiHo's restricted internet access provides just one more nail in the coffin of her online demise.

HeidiHo, you've stayed too long at this party. Where once you had a small following, even the most naive and vulnerable have long since deserted. Those readers you attract now are looking for a laugh at David Caruso's expense or, worst yet, your expense. No one takes anything you say seriously, regardless of which name you choose at that moment or that day. It's time to pack it in, unplug the laptop, hop that plane headed east across the Atlantic and face the music, preferrably while your daughter, Katharina Sophie, remembers who you are.

David Caruso: Entitlement Issues!

"You owe me!" Ever heard that one before? "It's my right!" How about that one? Or, our alltime favorite, "I know my rights". That, they do! Not a one of them, however, ever bothered to think about how they came to acquire these "rights". Just because they graced our planet with their presence? We, as a society, owe them everything they want, everything they need, willing to grant them every wish, every desire. They, in return, owe no responsibility to anyone.

Unfortunately, those spouting the above mentioned cliches never seem to comprehend the concept of Every Right/Privilege Comes Equipped with an Obligation/Responsibility." We've ranted on this more than once on this blog, usually referring to Heidi Schnitzer, aka HeidiHo, aka Vixen, et al, David Caruso's off-and-still-running criminal stalker. She has her rights down pat, while denying any attendant responsibilities.

Why this subject? Recently, TV Guide ran a blog post about "The View". One of the hosts, or guests, used the "n" word; others were offended. Lot of dialogue about it. What we found most interesting were the comments to the post. We've copied only a couple; one from Katie Lynn, who comments here often, two from HeidiHo for whatever reason (she having no clue as to the issues here). Katie's response was primarily to those who feel they're "entitled" to act in a certain way apart from the rest of society due to past wrongs committed against others of their race, ethnicity, religion, etc. The link to the article is below for those with an interest in the responses.

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'Entitlement' is an undeserved benefit or right. Whenever you hear anyone say "I'm entitled" you'll get a litany of reasons, none valid for excusing whatever act is under discussion or words about to be said. Words are just words, but their usage is determined by the speaker or writer. As societal creatures, we know what is tolerable and what is not. To demean another with an unacceptable term, whether it be racial, ethnic, religious, or personal, is rude and unconscionable. No excuses. Posted by katie lynn Jul 21, 2008 11:07 AM
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Much ado about nothing? Looks like. Posted by horatiolover Jul 19, 2008 1:42 PM
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"However, what they are not entitled to is telling Elizabeth, Barbara, Joy or any other person they have no right to use any word." EXACTLY. Besides, I think that is getting blown out of proportion. It is not that the N-word is used daily. Is just one little "slip" by a person who obviously doesn´t think before she talks really worth all the trouble? Isn´t it time to let it rest? Posted by horatiolover Jul 21, 2008 5:53 PM

http://community.tvguide.com/thread/View/N-Word/800043416