Ah, the good news and the bad news of our little blog. Good news first.
Several David Caruso fans have started an online newsletter, called "Red". The first issue, filled with trivia, photos, fanfics, and whatnot, is now available at the link. No, HeidiHo, there's nothing of interest there for you, nothing for you to provide a link. Although, with your encyclopedia of David Caruso information, you might ask if you could be their informational advisor. You'd be the perfect "go to" source for verification of anything before publishing it. Emily, you'd certainly welcome HeidiHo in that capacity, wouldn't you? Every editorial staff needs at least one devil's advocate, who puts down every original thought or fresh idea from the other staff members. If she promises not to be vulgar and obscene, you might even consider an opposing viewpoint; a point and counterpoint, so to speak. Of course, that again would require rational thought, far beyond her capabilities.
http://www.david-caruso-online.com/red.htm
And, now for the bad news:
HeidiHo has another insipid poll going, using several of HER names but applying them to David Caruso. Apparently we and our readers are her dictionary. She's obviously incapable of coming up with her own. Sad, pathetic, misguided fool that she is. Where's Tyrolean Tinkerbell, HeidiHo? Are you keeping that one for yourself?
For those who have absolutely no Real Life, the choices on this visual aid of idiocy are:* Tweedledee/Tweedledum
* Icon of idiocy
* Repugnant Red Menance
She, as only HeidiHo can, denigrates David's spot for the Stand Up to Cancer telethon. She ends that little blurb with: "PS. No celeb has done a spot about Erectyle Disfunction so far. Dave?" HUH??For someone who's glued to the computer AND TV 24/7, she's woefully inadequate in the area of 'ads by celebrities'.
The Tyrolean Tinkerbell is a shameful example of the Austrian people. Adolf Hitler, Josef Fritzl and Heidi Schnitzer, all Austrian psychotics. We're certainly glad she's not American. We have quite enough of our own, Thank You. We're quite sure Mexico feels much the same way.
11 comments:
Em already knows how I feel about the Red Magazine. WHOO HOOO!!
And she also knows how excited I was about it.
I mean, I was bouncing off the walls happy!!
It just looks good, pleasing to look at in terms of layout and picture placement (and the subject of said pictures ;oD ) great writing, fantastic choice of pictures and the art applied to them...everything is just awsome!
I can't wait till the next issue!
HeidiHo-Denigrate someone?!
No!!! Neeeveeerrr!!
Actually, it doesn't surprize me in the least.
Sara and the others effected by Ike are still in my thoughts and prayers.
If HeidoHo would like to contribute to RED, I'd be more than happy to accept an article, review or editorial for consideration. I can't guarantee it'll make it into an issue, but if nothing else, it might provide me with a great laugh.
You know I never write anything that HeidiHo doesn't read within seconds of its publication, if she's online. This was, once again, proof of that.
She was here almost instantly and has, of course, stolen the cover pic, been on the site, and did a raking of it. However, if she hates it, that's a good thing, right?
Whoa. Wait. She did? Where?
Wait...sorry about that. I found her. Question is...now that I have her IP...can I do anything to her? Hmmm...
The only recourse I'm aware of is to make all those entering your site sign in, like the DC message board and CSI Miami Scene. You may or may not wish to do that. Like us, you're at her mercy. But, unlike us, you don't address her or acknowledge her existence, so I doubt she'll spend any time there.
Ah, no. I don't want to block her from viewing it. I am actually THRILLED that she has viewed the site and DESPISES it. It means I must being doing something right.
Somehow, I knew you'd be proud!! It's a badge of honor to be so hated by the Icon of Idiocy, isn't it?
Then you were quite right. A badge of honor indeed. My family finds it hilarious, as do I. And to think, just a week or so ago I was wondering why she hadn't ranted about the site. Now I know. She just hadn't seen it. But now that she has... Hehehe.
Thanks again, dojo, for your 'review' of the magazine. It was kind of you to advertise it. :)
I also put the link to "Red" on my sidebar, so it's always there when someone wants to see it.
I tried earlier but failed to make my new "Vista" send anything. It had other tasks on its mind!
What a classy newletter is Red!!! And welcome to the Heidi Hall of Fame Em!! It is a "special" place where all those she despises are gathered, given priority amongst the RSS Feeds, placed under surveillence 100% of the time, quoted, copied, mutated... And heaven help us if she sees us in a bar in Miami! No telling what offer might tumble from that turgid trout.
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