David Caruso: From A to V.............

HeidiHo, you job isn't finished. There remains three last letters in the alphabet to fill: X, Y and Z. Or, did we miss a few names? Is there an Xaviera, Yolanda or a Zelda we're neglecting here. Our apologies to those we have failed to acknowledge.

Move over, Amina, Cheri, Eva, Gina, Liza, Margaret, Paris, Rachel, etc., etc., etc. Make room for Vivica A. Fox. Based on a totally unsubstantiated little blurb in some obscure online blog (which we have always suspected may have been planted by David's fugitive stalker), HeidiHo, aka Heidi Schnitzer, took up the baton and parlayed a senseless item into a huge, overblown, ridiculous rumor. Stating it as fact and expounding on suggestions of a coming marriage, it was repeated ad nauseam in well over 200 comments on every entertainment site, wherever either David Caruso's or Vivica A. Fox's names were mentioned.

Her blogs and her articles have been vulgar and obscene. Granted, that's nothing unusual for HeidiHo. On her Zimbio Wikizine she still shows a pornographic picture suggesting the subject is Amina Islam. Based on a comment she read somewhere (unrelated to David Caruso), HeidiHo has made reference to Vivica's knees specifically related to David. She has written articles about this fantasized pairing on every board and in every forum where she is still allowed to contribute (dwindling daily).

Tell us, HeidiHo, were you planning to write retractions in those same arenas where you planted the original rumor? Will there be any attempt to undo the potential harm you've caused? Have you written your apology to David Caruso and to Vivica A. Fox for the damage your gossipwhoring has done?

Not exactly. Today, HeidiHo's claim is that Vivica deliberately planted the rumor to further her career. A tryst with David Caruso? Get a grip here! That's as farfetched as HeidiHo's claim that David engineered his own stalker, sending himself death threats, etc. HeidiHo makes the assumption that someone, somewhere, will believe her, regardless of how outrageous she becomes. Is she correct?

For those who wondered if there was even a shred to truth to the rumor (come on, folks, admit you had questions. We've seen our emails. We know what you thought); think back to March of 2007 when HeidiHo instigated exactly the same type of rumor about Eva LaRue and continued to promote it everywhere possible, expanding and adding little tidbits with each retelling, until she was finally brought down by the legal counsel of CBS and CSI Miami. She's become considerably more savvy about the libel laws since then, due to her own legal counsel, so this absurdity had virtually no teeth. Still, there are always those who believe anything they see written. If that were not true, HeidiHo would never have had an audience.

For fans of David Caruso, look at the photo above. Read about Vivica A. Fox or think back to what you know of her. How well do you know David Caruso? We would have to question your knowledge or insight into the person David is if you had even a flicker across the brain that it could be true. To say that Vivica A. Fox is not the type of woman to impress David Caruso is an understatement of monumental proportions. For Vivica A. Fox fans or David Caruso fans, that isn't a condemnation of either; it's simply a statement of fact.